🍇 The Grape Trip Chronicles – As Told by Gummy DeMarco

Gummy DeMarco’s Grape Trip began with a single chew and an instant teleportation at the Royal Oak Arts, Beats & Eats. One second, he’s snacking, the next he’s in a purple-lit laundromat where a jazz flutist is absolutely shredding to the rhythm of the spin cycle. That’s the magic: 200mg of bold, juicy grape that’s sweet, tangy, and just weird enough to make your taste buds start a side hustle in poetry and folding someone else’s laundry.

👅Tastes like: It tastes like nostalgia on roller skates, like your mouth just RSVP’d to a disco in another dimension, and like a grape so juicy it probably needs its own beach towel.