🍓 The Strawberry Smash Affair – As Told by Gummy DeMarco

Gummy DeMarco discovered Strawberry Smash in Holland, Michigan, during what was supposed to be a wholesome tulip festival stroll. Somewhere between the funnel cake stand and a questionable kissing booth, he locked eyes with a vendor selling strawberries so red they looked Photoshopped. One taste and the berry didn’t just hit . . . it lingered, teased, and straight-up flirted with his soul. Three bites later, he’d disappeared behind the booth for “research,” emerging hours later with sticky fingers, a guilty smile, and the first 200mg rope of strawberry-charged seduction.

👅 Tastes like: Juicy, ripe strawberry making slow eye contact while your taste buds forget how to breathe—smooth, bold, and just naughty enough to be dangerous.