🍋🎉 The Tarty Party Portal – As Told by Gummy Demarco, flavorfluencer

Gummy Demarco was waiting for a bus in Hamtramck, Michigan, when a lemon-shaped comet hit, unfolding into a portal marked “Tarty Party: Enter If SexyAF.” Inside: zero gravity, air that tasted like zest, and a seven-foot Sour Patch giant who handed me a glowing rope and said, “Bite when the beat drops.” Gummy did. Time slowed, his knees started dancing, and the world turned to sweet-tangy citrus chaos. He woke up at brunch Hookah bar, nails painted, strangers calling him “Vibes Ambassador,” and clutching 200mg of sweet-tangy chaos that is Tarty Party.

👅 Tastes like: A citrus kiss that’s equal parts sweet seduction and tangy mischief. Like lemonade spiked with champagne, poured over a Sour Patch Skittle doing the cha-cha in your mouth.