Dope Rope | 🍓💥 Totally Razz | 🛑 AS NOT SEEN ON TV 🛑 | 200MG
🍇 The Great Razzcapade – As Told by Gummy DeMarco
Gummy DeMarco discovered Totally Razz in Berrien Springs, Michigan, during what he thought was a quaint raspberry-picking tour. Five minutes in, the “tour” turned into a full-blown raspberry paintball war between rival jam makers. Gummy dove behind a berry bush for cover, grabbed a handful of ammo, and (purely for tactical morale) took a bite. The explosion of razz-sweet chaos hit so hard it felt like his taste buds had crowd-surfed into a Sour Patch Angel mosh pit. By the ceasefire, he’d braided 200mg of that electric berry madness into the first Totally Razz rope, sticky, grinning, and slightly banned from the orchard.
👅 Tastes like: A raspberry drop-kicking your taste buds into a mosh pit of sweet, sour, and electric fizz . . . then lighting up your chakras like Fourth of July fireworks.