⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ " . . . opened the fridge after dabbing. It was 1987 in there. Yogurt hadn’t been invented yet.”

COSMIC CRISP. Sounds like an apple from space, right? Wrong. It’s a live resin concentrate that basically hijacked a rocket, stole the flavor codes, and crash-landed directly into your taste buds.

It’s sweet, it’s tart, it’s got more terpenes than a Whole Foods aisle; and yes, it’ll send your brain to orbit while your body files for early retirement on the couch.

We took fresh flower, froze it colder than your ex’s heart, and pulled out every last terp like we were robbing nature’s candy store. The result? A 1G concentrate so smooth, so sticky, you’ll wonder why NASA isn’t using it as rocket fuel.

Why should you buy it? Because “Cosmic Crisp” isn’t just a strain… it’s a lifestyle. And that lifestyle involves laughing at your own jokes in space. Alone. Probably shirtless.